Work Stories 3/9/09 - 3/11/09

Oh, the things you see at the library:

• A man in a hooded sweatshirt staring out the window, seductively eating peanut butter straight from the jar
• An elderly gentlemen getting his jollies by looking at women's fashion magazines (W, to be specific)
• Asian people learning to speak English
• Man-woman checking her e-mail
• A bespectacled 30-something chatting it up with someone on "manhunt.com"
• A Vietnamese woman wearing headphones singing along to Vietnamese music on Youtube, not realizing that other people can hear her
• A chubby man who wears T-shirts with "witty" expressions reading Dilbert comics while a nearby college student on a laptop gives him worried glances
• A dark-bearded hobo who usually sits in a specific chair next to the skyway windows sitting in a different chair and not eyeballing me creepily as I walk in to work - I almost didn't notice him!
• Kids pestering everybody, including employees, to support their fundraiser
• The creepy Asian man popping out from behind bookcases shouting, "Boo!"
• Karissa